self-lubrication

[clickbait voice] He accidentally seduces a shark. What happens next will leave you wanting MORE.

Because Mary died too young, John never had the chance to have the big, happy family they always wanted together. But now that Dean has presented as an omega, the solution to this problem is obvious... (Or, the one where John is obsessed with getting Dean pregnant.)

“I’m just saying it might be a little early to dismiss the possibility that you might be… you know.” He gestured to Keith’s alien junk as a whole. “In heat, or something?”