cats

Puss’s owner dies and leaves him to the youngest son, who’s gone and fallen for a dame well above his station. It’s up to Puss to unite the two lovers and solve the case of a stolen jewel in the process. And maybe, just maybe, get himself a sweet life on easy street. First in the Two-Booted Tales series.

Based off a reddit post: 'I want a leader who’s really bad at naming warriorsLike they overthink the names and get super nervous and end up spouting something stupid.' I obliged. Warnings: Stupidity. Humour. Crack. A leader cat called leaderstar who's bad at naming things. Why does he have this job. Who gave him this job.