homestuck

There were two kinds of trolls who went to Earth: rich shitheads with too much money and free time, and desperate assholes who couldn’t survive on Alternia, even with the best efforts of the young Condesce. Karkat hated the planet almost immediately, but with his home planet too dangerous for mutants, he really didn’t have any choice but to hide out on this weird little diurnal planet. At least he’d be safe. Or so he thought, right before blundering his way into an accidental friendship with the son of an anti-troll terrorist. Slow burn, shifting perspectives; romance really isn't the focus here but it'll still play a significant part; extra content warnings will be posted with each relevant chapter.

You are Dirk Strider, charged with fighting off the demons of Derse in a world where everyone is supernatural. Can you keep up the fight and somehow make the oblivious Jake English realize your affections for him? Yes. Yes you can.

Cronus Ampora... is bored. He is bored as fuck, and on top of that... sexually frustrated as shit. On a whim, he decides to purchase a 'get laid fast and easy' product. A pheromone enhancing pill, which promises to make anyone lower than him on the hemospectrum fucking beg for his dick. From there, things- well... escalate.

Gamzee finds a very strange sort of plant while wandering further than he should have. After collecting some of its seeds, he decides to cultivate it at home.