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UNDER A SEVERE EDIT.You've read this before? No you didn't Edited up to ch 6.

So, fine, maybe Yuuri's a little bored and lonely when he likes a dating profile claiming to be Viktor Nikiforov. And, maybe, he's a little pathetic when he gets excited when the account messages him almost immediately after. And, he's definitely stupid for falling in love with someone pretending to be his idol, but he can't help it. It's not like it's the real Viktor Nikiforov, anyway. He knows someone is catfishing him, but he still falls ridiculously in love.

Jungkook is too cute, and he hates it. Or: the "hey your selcas are so nice and I have no confidence whatsoever so maybe you could teach me how to do it" AU

Imagine BTS but as seven shitty british teenagers lmao (basically my friends and I like to imagine bts as london teenagers bc we think it's funny)

"I know we only really met yesterday, and this may be skipping ahead a lot," says Victor, "but would it be all right if we told people we're dating?"

"unknow:it’s going to sound creepy anyway but i think i got your dog?by mistake?not my mistake, tho" ornever trust late night singers with cute dogs russian translation available!

Shepard is really attractive. Everyone notices. Tali starts a support group on the Normandy SR-2's group chats to help them all deal with it.

dontfuckwith: MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS IS A HORRIBLE EXAMPLE OF POP MUSIC AND NEEDS TO DIE Tinydick: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LITTLE GREMLIN Tinydick: I’LL DROP KICK YOU SO HARD YOU’LL GO FLYING INTO THE ORBIT OF FUCKING JUPITER Tinydick: DOES EUROPA HAVE LIFE UNDER ITS SURFACE Tinydick: WELL PIDGE IS ABOUT TO FIND OUT Basically an au where the group meets through the wonders of mutual friends/the internet in a random group chat