miscommunication

Sherlock isn't really sure why John wants to shag him, but he's certain that if he's careful to behave properly about it, John can be persuaded to keep doing it. In other news, John is a good boyfriend and Sherlock is an idiot. (German translation available.)

It’s the summer after high school graduation, and Lance, Hunk, and Pidge are spending three months together in Pidge’s sleepy California hometown, Rosewood, before they all go their separate ways in life. It’s supposed to be fun and relaxing, filled with long days at the beach and even longer nights playing video games; a last hurrah with Lance’s best friends. But when one of Pidge’s ridiculous cryptid searches leads the trio to a mysterious pair of vampires in the woods and the web of magic and murder that they’re entangled in, the summer gets a lot more complicated…and more dangerous than they could’ve imagined.

When Dean and Castiel reunite at the bunker, Cas has a nasty case of pneumonia and Dean takes care of him. (Slight AU set early season 9 in which "Ezekiel" healed Sam without possessing him)

Tooru dates people and it takes Hajime a while to figure out why he hates it. Like six years.

Tony wasn't popular. Well, that was actually an understatement. Most of the school ignored his existence, which was fine by him, while the people who did notice him only did so when they needed money. Or booze. Or both. Steve and Bucky find Tony behind a dumpster, beaten up and hurt. After getting him patched up, they decide to befriend him. Though Tony draws quite a different conclusion... Thank fuck for Rhodey and Pepper.

Delicate. The word that Mark was looking for, to describe Donghyuck’s expression. It was delicate. And it was all he had been able to think about. He was all Mark had been able to think about.

Based on prompts here by doctor-derektionstein and clarkoholic. Derek Hale and Oliver Queen are best friends who work out together once a week at HAO Gym. Stiles Stilinski works the front desk and is convinced they’re together which sucks because he is totally attracted to Derek. Felicity Smoak comes crashing into Stiles’ life and the two instantly become BFFs and bond over their attraction to billionaires who are out of their league. … or something like that. I tried.

When Enjolras is invited to Marius and Cosette’s wedding, he fully intends to ignore the ‘plus one’ on the invite. He’s busy at work and he has a lot on - he doesn’t have time for relationships. What he doesn’t expect is for Grantaire to invite himself along and then hit it off immediately with all of his friends. Now if everyone can just stop assuming he and Grantaire are dating, Combeferre and Courfeyrac will stop giving him that look, and they can get through the entire two weeks without bringing up what happened at Christmas, everything will be just fine.

Coming down; One love, two mouths Stiles Stilinski: -Senior at Berkley-Double majoring in Human Biology and Biomedical Engineering-Student Librarian-Closet Artist-Basket case extrodanaire-Hopelessly crushing on Derek Hale (read as: pining) Derek Hale: -Grad Student at Berkley-Philosophy Major-Dog enthusiast-Does not cry during The Notebook, fuck you,Laura-Is definitely not pining over the librarian with the cute moles-Would very much like to tell the librarian's curly haired boyfriend to fuck off Or Where Derek and Stiles are complete dweebs in love and jump to horribly inaccurate conclusions Or When your meet-cute turns into a bit of an (light) angst fest but it's all ok in the end

When Yuuri downloaded the harmless quiz app, he didn't expect to become best friends with the Russian boy who asked him for a rematch. - Porkcutlet: Wait, you're from Russia right? Makka: I am, why? Porkcutlet: I was just wondering what it feels like to walk on the same ground as a real life angel? Makka: Umm Makka: It just feels like walking? - (In which Yuuri unknowingly befriends Viktor online and gushes to him about the living legend himself)

This is a collection of T'Tony ficlets1. Tony was under the impression T'Challa hated him. T'Challa was under the impression they were dating.2. Movie night is interrupted by the renegade Avengers, and the kids are not pleased.3. In which Peter and Kamala form #team appreciate Tony4. Saltmates AU5. Tony gets stuck in a tree attempting to rescue their cat.

"Sometimes the best laid plans go awry...and everyone is just fine with that." Tony tries his hand at commitment, and Bruce beats him to the punch with the help of the team. Especially one hell of a devious Russian agent.

On the morning of his 18th birthday, the name of Taehyung’s soulmate appeared on his left ring finger. Imagine his surprise when he realized that his childhood best friend turned sworn enemy turned out to be his life line.

Lena is dating the woman of her dreams and she couldn’t be happier. Well, perhaps she could be a little bit happier, if her girlfriend would stop dating other people. But, really, there’s only so much happiness one person can handle, isn’t there? She can adjust. (In which Lena thinks she and Kara are dating, Kara has no idea, and Mon-El makes everything worse.)