crossover

When Commander Shepard destroys the Reapers, she expects to die along with them. She does not expect to wake up in a strange, medieval world where people mistake her biotics for magic. Her plan is to find Liara, who accompanied her to the Crucible, and find her way home — providing she can outwit the grumpy Templar chasing her. Starting in Kirkwall just before the Mage rebellion and then skipping on through to Inquisition, get ready for two old soldiers struggling to redeem themselves and the slowest of burns.

Based on prompts here by doctor-derektionstein and clarkoholic. Derek Hale and Oliver Queen are best friends who work out together once a week at HAO Gym. Stiles Stilinski works the front desk and is convinced they’re together which sucks because he is totally attracted to Derek. Felicity Smoak comes crashing into Stiles’ life and the two instantly become BFFs and bond over their attraction to billionaires who are out of their league. … or something like that. I tried.

After being fired from the L.A. police department, Detective Dan Espinoza, found his true calling as Agent Dan Espinoza of S.H.I.E.L.D. Everything in life was going well until Loki tore a hole in reality and tried to take over New York City. Even after Loki was stopped, something still wasn't right. Figures from Dan's past are now showing up at his new job causing chaos and mayhem. The repercussions of Loki’s war stretch further than anticipated as Heaven and Hell decide to weigh in.

This is a riff on a "Criminal Minds" episode - a redux, if you will, of 1x18, also known as "Somebody's Watching" (or, if you're like me and enjoy assigning "Friends"-esque titles to things, The One When Reid Falls Into A Pool). Essentially, Joe's being stalked by a psychotic killer who shoots people in the head, Reid and the gang investigate, and there are some surprising developments along the way.

It's a lot easier to forget your past when it isn't being shoved in your face in the form of invading Chitauri. (Or: How Darcy Got Her Groove Back. And Her Name. And A Bonus Archer...or something like that.)