OsteoCitation
"Osteocytes are osteoblasts which have become trapped inside of the-- wait for it-- bone matrix.""wait, what kind of stupid title is that, kiddo? make it a pun.""I'll pun-ch you.""PUN-T HIM!!""i'm so proud, bro.""THAT DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT THE STORY'S ABOUT THOUGH.""Moving in with you guys ruined me?""fair enough.""YOU FORGOT TO MENTION HOW SPECTACULAR YOUR LIFE IS NOW.""My life is spectacular now.""WELL OF COURSE IT IS, YOU LIVE WITH US.""heh."