Naruto

COMPETED WORK, NO MORE FORTHCOMING For a series of asks on my Tumblr that started with: What if the Uchiha clan weren't know for their skills in battle? Their eyes would make them the best at jutsu creation, so what if they where know as a clan of nerds? They gain a reputation for being geniuses able to make a dozen A-rank jutsus on the spot, but they are more likely to trip and fall flat on their face then actually be able to attack you with the jutsu they just made up. They still pull a 'coup' that consists of them dumping the police on the rest of the ninja and taking over R&D.

The women in Naruto's life decide they want a little fox meat and set out to have a little fun. Mature content with SEX as Naruto gets together with a lot of women. Naruto/Various females.

It said something about Gai that Iruka was actually unsure whether that was a line.

"No one knows they’re gay when they’re twelve, Sasuke.”“I did.”Shit. Or, the fic in which Naruto's best friends are both gay and he has a lot to figure out about himself. Vaguely post-699 ish.

They call Haruno Sakura a “paper ninja” due to her test scores. Presumably due to her being a bookworm. But we don't really see a lot of that part of her before Naruto leaves. What if this was a more pivotal point in her personality? -or- Sakura reads everything she can get her hands on and shares that knowledge without thinking about it.

Minato makes a seal to allow him to take what he wants

You may never know.

ABANDONED WORK - UNFINISHED AND DISCONTINUED Tobirama loved Itama enough to go against the natural laws in an attempt to bring him back. For Itama, it’s time to return the favor.

12-year-old Uzumaki Naruto loves to dream big about the future, but when he finds himself launched four years into it, not everything is as rosy as he envisioned. Konoha has been leveled to the ground, Akatsuki is reaching the fulfillment of their plans, and the Fourth Shinobi World War is just around the corner. To make matters worse, his friends and enemies have both outgrown him, and things are more dangerous than ever. Determined to change the course of history, he tries to find out as much as he can about the future, while searching for a way back to the past.

Tenzō is being haunted. (For a prompt on my Tumblr: I was looking at some Naruto art/fanart and is it just me or does Tenzo look a lot like Kawarama? Reincarnation maybe or did the mokuton take for him because he is a Senju?)

After the war, Naruto tries to play matchmaker. Kakashi finds a loophole that gets him out of the date. Iruka is less than impressed.

Eternity isn't just for rivals.

Kyuubi helps Kakashi take a certain person as his

He's making different excuses now, and all to get back into Iruka's apartment, and more specifically, his kitchen.

For a prompt on my Tumblr: de-aged oro???? he was such a cute kid and i can just see everybody going wtf.

Every chapter two or more female characters from different anime series will hook up. I'm no longer accepting suggestions or writing more chapters.